The Unfortunate Life of Mister Bibbles

Go here.  Do this.  Say that.  Move your arms like this –no no no, like this.  You’re moving too fast, you’re moving too slow.  Stop bouncing so much.
And do I have any choice in this?
No, of course not.
Just do as the man behind the camera says.
And what the man with his hand up your innards says.
It sucks being a puppet.