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FFM 2 - Jin Leaves TownHe tumbled from the window like an acrobat, glass sparkling like glitter.
He landed like a crippled elephant and kneed himself in the jaw.
Limping his very fastest, he hobbled down the cobblestone way, glittery bloody footprints following his path.
An old woman in a nightdress opened her door ahead.
One squinty-eyed look sent her into cackling, cronish laughter.
It was then that Jin realized that his underpants had been completely torn off as he'd leapt from the window.
No time to be modest now.
He lifted his head high, tilted his hips forward and did his best to turn his limp into a swagger. Feast your eyes, you hag!
Then two more homes lit up and doors started to open.
Modesty was suddenly demanded.
A very angry shout rang out in the street behind him.
Speed was also very much in demand.
He resumed his speedy limp and tried in vain to both keep his balance and the few shreds left of his pride.
Giggles were breaking out ahead of him and angry shouting was gaining on him.
Intrepid Explorer Jack ZimmThe seared Blechskell fell to the ground, as dead as its foul friend. Intrepid Explorer, the mighty Jack Zimm stepped over the corpses, his watchful blue eyes considering the dark doorway before him. His blaster was aimed and ready; let the Blechskell's throw their greatest fighters and vile monsters at him! Jack Zimm would decimate them like the low dogs they were! None could stop the might this Intrepid Explorer, none could contest him! With blaster in hand and the fiends laying dead behind him, he would rescue Princess Luna, beauty of the Bebeboolove Moon!
His handsome face set, his blaster warm and deadly, Jack Zimm charged through the doorway, a vision of magnificence and might! His blue eyes glowed with victory, his blonde hair ruffled in the wind of his charge! Oh! What an impressive sight he was, in his silver Intrepid Explorer uniform, his boots gripping the floor with such surety, his charge so swift and dexterous!
ZAP ZAP ZAP! Awesome bolt
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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